Saturday, March 06, 2010

Poor little Eric

So, OK. I should probably apologize to anyone new to this blog. I've got a stalker. Mostly I try to ignore him, but recently, I got stupid and let his unfocused ignorance infect me. On the advice of somebody who had no way of knowing better, I went back and let the chubby guy with the tiny penis and tinier brain irritate me.

I shouldn't have. I'm better than he is (oh my god, in so many ways). But I did. So for anyone who doesn't know the story. let me catch you up.

See, I accepted a challenge to debate various topics from a guy calling himself Eman. (Apparently, "Eric" is too much work for some people, so they have to exchange it for another, easier-to-spell two-syllable word...).

Unlike me, he seems to believe that he is a "good Christian" - I haven't seen much evidence of that, though, other than him inserting Jesus in every other post.

I started asking questions that his talking points couldn't handle and made hamburger out of his golden calf. He got cranky and started blocking me.

I backslid a couple of times; I mean, the guy is such an easy target. Once I went and looked at his ramblings, and once when he started threatening Diogenes.

And then there was the foolishness from two weeks ago. I mean, yeah, I offered to kick his ass (an offer which still stands, by the way). He won't do anything about it, though - bullies never do. Despite his "righteous wrath" and threats of violence when Diogenes wrote exactly the same thing I did, he's going to stay hiding behind Mommy's skirts.

(All the links are there. Feel free to click through and decide things for yourself.)

Now, I checked back in there, and he was trying to give relationship advice. So I asked if he had confessed to his wife his obsession for me.

This seemed to make him cranky. He lashed out, saying, among other things
You will not allow for opposing views, which is why your readership is made up of 6 people, four of which visit once a month...
You’re a fagot. Nuff said.
You’re an asshole, as stated by YOUR OWN SON!!!! A statement he has never denied, since the only one he defends is his mother when he comes here. At least he seems wise enough to stay clear of your crap cake.
...foreskin-face is a snake.
...Bill, you have sucked a few to many dicks that were first up your butt, causing a severe case of butt brain, not to mention bad breath. Take your rotting stinking self back to the sewer, or the closest public bathroom, and tap some ones foot.
So I pointed out 3 things.

1. I'm not the one fixated on my visitor count. That's called "projection," Eric (was Pride the fourth or fifth Deadly Sin? You know, like in "in his pride the wicked do not seek Him. In his thoughts there is no room for God." [Psalm 10:4])

2. My son and I have a very good relationship. I harass him, he does the same to me. (Eric can't understand this, because his barbaric Bronze-Age deity would demand the death of Eric's son for that - Leviticus 20:9)

3. And I gave my final answer in the form of three Bible verses.
I tell you that men will have to give account on the day of judgment for every careless word they have spoken. For by your words you will be acquitted, and by your words you will be condemned. (Matthew 12:36-37)

With it we bless our Lord and Father, and with it we curse men who are made in God’s likeness. Out of the same mouth come blessing and cursing. My brothers, these things should not be this way. (James 3:9-10)

O generation of vipers, how can ye, being evil, speak good things? for out of the abundance of the heart the mouth speaketh. A good man out of the good treasure of the heart bringeth forth good things: and an evil man out of the evil treasure bringeth forth evil things. (Matthew 12:34-36)
So there we are. A coward, a liar, and a hypocrite.

He couldn't take it. He pulled down that remark, and I'm "banned" again. You don't know how sad that makes me.

And, you know, Eric, I don't ban opposing viewpoints. Just yours. Know why? Because I usually avoid feeding your obsession. And no matter how you shriek that you aren't obsessed, Google doesn't lie. (Here's a hint. Each of those last three words has a link on it - I forget that you're unlikely to figure these things out on your own.)

Sorry, Eric, I'm just not that into you.

You lost the moral high-ground when you were caught frantically typing one-handed as you spun some fevered, pornographic fantasy, and then replaced your own image with me and my wife.
But now you must put them all away: anger, wrath, malice, slander, and obscene talk from your mouth. (Colossians 3:8)
There's a simple cure. If you don't like the things I say, you don't need to keep coming back.
Do not repay evil for evil or reviling for reviling, but on the contrary, bless, for to this you were called, that you may obtain a blessing. For "Whoever desires to love life and see good days, let him keep his tongue from evil and his lips from speaking deceit; let him turn away from evil and do good; let him seek peace and pursue it." (1 Peter 3:9-11)
And guess what? Leave me out of your rants, diatribes, and weird sexual fantasies, and you won't have to put up with me.

I don't "seek your counsel," because I don't see how you can live with yourself for all the stupidity and hypocrisy you show. Although, to be fair, you are Assembly of God, and Pentecostals, with your superstitious acceptance of "speaking in tongues," are just as likely to mistake Tourette's for prophesy.

So run along now. Shoo. Go away. And I'll go back to ignoring you.


Anonymous said...

I'm holding you to this, Bill... please don't spend another second away from your enjoyable writing on Eric's babble.

Nameless Cynic said...

Hey, I can't help it if he finds me irresistible. The massive amount of charisma is actually a curse that way.

If he behaves, I will. When he doesn't, I'll point out his hypocrisy.

Diogenes said...

e-boy is deranged. There's no other word for it. I thought, originally, that he was just another typical rightwingnut loon who thinks he's important because he has a blog. But he's just plain delusional, if what he writes is what he thinks.

Nameless Cynic said...

Agreed. I'm still trying to figure out how he justifies spinning his little pornographic fantasies. I would've thought that was one of those "worldly" things that he opposed.

Apparently not.

Paul Ellis said...

So that's what Jesus would do? He'd write pornography about another man's wife?

Wow. I don't remember that in Sunday School.