Tuesday, April 28, 2015

The Maine Thing is Being Fertile

In Maine, we have found something almost as rare as a 3-legged Sasquatch. It's a Republican who wants to expand the Affordable Care Act.

Maine Senate Majority Leader Rep. Garrett Mason authored a bill that would force insurance companies to pay for fertility treatments. Which sounds, for a Republican, almost sympathetic: you have a couple trying desperately to have a child, and finally reach the point where their only solution is medical treatment that would cost thousands of dollars that they just can't afford. And Maine wants to make their lives just a little bit better.

Except for one thing: it includes a morals clause. The original language of LD 943, An Act to Provide Access to Infertility Treatment, has the following provisions:
A. The covered individual must be married;
B. The covered individual's infertility may not be the result of a sexually transmitted disease
And once again, the "small government Republicans" want to ensure that they can get the government to intervene in women's personal lives. Because everybody deserves the chance to have children, unless they're a slut. Because god knows that if they had an STD, they must have proven that they're unfit parents, right?

Now, Mason has said that he's open to removing the provisions. "I'm totally willing to do something that fits Maine better, and that is why we have the committee process."

Which is probably best. It's good that he's willing to remove these ignorant nanny-state provisions. I mean, it totally shows what a completely unthinking, small-minded, judgmental, moralistic fucknozzle Garrett Mason was to include them in the first place, but still. It's nice that he's willing to put them aside.

Because in its original form, this bill would lose the first time it went before the Supreme Court, which should have been obvious to anyone with the brain power of an Eastern White Pine (the State Tree of Maine).

It's good to know that rape victims who received an STD from their attacker might have had a good chance of being declared "unfit parents" in Maine, thanks to this simpering, slack-jawed, puffy-faced used car salesman.

I'm a little curious whether, if a couple has a divorce midway through treatment for infertility, would they be on the hook for the entire bill? Or just for the portion of the infertility treatment that came after the divorce was finalized? And would there be a "statute of limitations" for divorce? How long would the new parents need to stay married before the state wouldn't arrest them?

This bill has, at least, one area where it isn't discriminatory. Maine has recognized same-sex marriage since 2012. So at least it would be easier for lesbian couples to get pregnant.


StevenK said...

Excellent article as usual, and it's nice to have you back posting again. We've all missed you.

Nameless Cynic said...

Thanks. I've been slacking for a while - made the mistake of setting up a Twitter account.

Gotta work on that.

StevenK said...

Fair enough. BTW, I've been having quite the experience laying the smackdown on a couple of bitter trolls who didn't like your negative review on Amazon.com of "America: To Pray or Not to Pray".

In fact, a certain piece of work named "BludBaut" got all bent out of shape over your username. When I told him about some of the nasty things that have happened back when the church ruled the state, he claimed that was Catholics' fault, and that Catholics aren't REAL Christians. After I reminded him about slavery and Jim Crow having its most fervent support from Protestants, the miserable little bastard proceeded to completely lose his shit at me.

In fact, he's still acting like a petulant child about it. Feel free to head on over to Amazon and see for yourself.

Nameless Cynic said...


I'll have to check that out. Thanks.