You know, there are people out there who don't understand what it means to be an American!
I mean, you know what we learned today? That secret prisons where people got waterboarded led us to Osama!!!
Yeah! Waterboarding worked! How about that, libs? We got actionable intelligence by torturing somebody! Awesome, right?
I mean, yeah, there's this guy, Mohammed Basardah. He talked. He spilled all kinds of names and locations and everything else. They couldn't shut him up, he talked so much. They rounded up all kinds of people based on what he said. He gave them so much intel, they let him go out of gratitude for the help.
But, I mean, that's where it gets funny, right? Because Basrdah turns out to be just a small-time pot dealer in Mecca. He made up all this stuff, and threw in some names of people he didn't like, or that he'd heard of, or just fake names. So we round up all these people, and they have no idea what's going on, right? But we have "actionable intelligence" saying that they DO know, right?
So, they act like they don't know anything, and do we have a choice? Hell, no! We have to waterboard them to get the truth out! I mean, yeah, they don't know what the "truth" is, because it's just stuff Basardah made up, right?
But that's what's so funny!
Same thing with these people that the Pakistani tribes sold to us - they were just passing through, but we were offering thousands of dollars in bounties! What could the tribesmen do? How could they resist that kind of money? So they sold us tourists - can you blame them?
Now, we have these people in custody, and they claim they're innocent, right? As if! So we have to waterboard them, or chain them up, or do the sleep deprivation thing, until they answer us, right? I mean, do we have a choice?
You know, looking back, maybe there are some hippies who'll try to claim that when we torture innocent people, we might be making another generation of people who will stop at nothing to kill us. But what do they know, right?
Because we're Americans, motherfucker! We do what's right! Even if it seems like it's wrong! I mean, this is what we have got to do, right?
Right?
...right?
4 comments:
It was specifically reported that the lead on the courier who was followed wasn't obtained through torture.
Oh, yeah? Then why'd we do all that torture, then? Huh? Answer me that, smarty-pants! Just for shits and giggles? I don't think so!
It was also (check that first link) specifically reported that we did, and you can bet your cute little ass that we're going to be hearing that shit out of the right. (Already can, if it comes to that.)
Idon't think that when people grow up, they will become morebroad-minded and can accept everything. Conversely, I think it's aselecting process, knowing what's the most important and what's theleast. And then be a simple man
Huh.
OK, Ru, I'm intrigued why you've come here and deposited a bunch of non sequitur fortune-cookie comments. Really, I am.
Are you in the running to be the next Dalai Lama?
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