I work in a medium-sized office building. Every office in it is related to healthcare in one way or another. As with most buildings, we have communal bathrooms.
I walked into the men's room today, opened a stall door, and stopped. Then I turned around, borrowed a coworker's cell phone (because mine doesn't have a camera), and went back to the same stall. (If you're curious, no, this isn't normal behavior on my part. But that's none of your business anyway, is it?)
Yes, that's a toilet. (I'll bet you worked that part out for yourself.)
And there, to the left of the toilet, are some newspapers. Not uncommon. Kind of a slob - hey, somebody's got to clean those up. (Plus, all he left was the ads. No comics, no sports section, nothing. Selfish bastard.)
And there, in the upper right of the picture? That's a plate of fries.
Like I said. I just don't know what to say.