It's simple. By concentrating on this "long-form blogging" rather than the brief blurbs most bloggers go for, I can feel better about my sheer laziness in only posting an entry roughly once per week.
Not this week though. I found two unrelated stories this weekend that I'm going to heckle. That's just the way it is, sometimes. First of all, the reason I have no plans to move to Utah any time soon.
You have to admire any story that starts with:
Utah County Republicans ended their convention on Saturday by debating Satan's influence on illegal immigrants.I mean, come on. For an opening line, you just can't beat that.
The group was unable to take official action because not enough members stuck around long enough to vote, despite the pleadings of party officials.You kind of wonder if "embarrassment" had anything to do with that...
Don Larsen, chairman of legislative District 65 for the Utah County Republican Party, had submitted a resolution warning that Satan's minions want to eliminate national borders and do away with sovereignty.And he's right. They'll pick lettuce for pennies per day, they'll collect your garbage, and generally do jobs that nobody else wants for less money than any American would accept. Anybody who tries to claim that they're "stealing jobs from Americans" needs to show me a list of Americans who would accept those jobs, at those wages.
In a speech at the convention, Larsen told those gathered that illegal immigrants "hate American people" and "are determined to destroy this country, and there is nothing they won't do."
"Illegal aliens are in control of the media..."Excuse me? Not even Univision... ah, never mind.
...and working in tandem with Democrats, are trying to "destroy Christian America" and replace it with "a godless new world order -- and that is not extremism, that is fact," Larsen said.(Excuse me while I misquote an American doing a bad Spanish accent.) You know, you keep saying that word "fact." I do not think that word means what you think that word means.
While I realize that Larsen probably doesn't consider "Roman Catholic" (the religion of most Mexican immigrants) to be equal to "Christian" (they are, after all, godless idolators under the sway of the Antichrist in the Vatican), it does give a somewhat limited definition to his concept of "Christian America."
At the end of his speech, Larsen began to cry, saying illegal immigrants were trying to bring about the destruction of the U.S. "by self invasion.""Self invasion"? They're invading themselves?
I suspect that he started to cry because he'd finally realized what an idiot he is.
One speaker, who was identified as "Joe," said illegal immigrants were Marxist and under the influence of the devil."Marxist"? This just gets better and better, doesn't it?
Another, who declined to give her name to the Daily Herald...Again, "embarrassment," perhaps?
...said illegal immigrants should not be allowed because "they are not going to become Republicans and stop flying the flag upside down. ... If they want to be Americans, they should learn to speak English and fly their flag like we do."So if their ship is taken by pirates, they won't be able to use the standard international symbol of distress?
Senator Howard Stephenson, R-Draper, spoke against the resolution, saying Larsen, whom he called a "true patriot and a close friend," was embarrassing the Republican Party.Finally, somebody who makes a little sense.
"This only gives fodder to the liberal media to give negative attention to the Republican Party."Too late.
Larsen was allowed to finish the debate with a one-minute speech.OK, let me get this straight. We'll all be dead, right? So how will we be getting abortions at that point?
"If the Democrats take over the country, we will be dead, and we will have abortion and partial-birth abortion and the Republican Party will go into extinction," he said.
And isn't the "Republican Party will go into extinction" bit a little redundant at that point?
But these mental giants couldn't manage to not embarrass themselves even when they switched to other subjects.
(Enid) Greene (state Republican Party chair) said she was disappointed in BYU professors who protested Dick Cheney's visit to campus, calling them "self-appointed intellectuals."OK, folks. Be real. These guys were hired as professors. Yes, they're "intellectuals." Isn't that what you want as a teacher?
But they definitely don't qualify as "self-appointed." If anyone, BYU and the Dean of Faculty appointed them to that position, right?
But while that was my favorite story this weekend, I've got to pass along this little gem.
Two police officers pleaded guilty Thursday to manslaughter in the shooting death of a 92-year-old woman during a botched drug raid last fall. A third officer still faces charges... The charges followed a Nov. 21 “no-knock” drug raid on the home of Kathryn Johnston, 92. An informant had described buying drugs from a dealer there, police said. When the officers burst in without warning, Johnston fired at them, and they fired back, killing her.So they're some real winners, right? Fine, upstanding knights in blue. (And really bad aims, too.)
Fulton County prosecutor Peter Johnson said that the officers involved in Johnston's death fired 39 shots, striking her five or six times, including a fatal blow to the chest.
He said Johnston fired only once through her door and didn't hit any of the officers. That means the officers who were wounded likely were hit by their own colleagues, he said...
When the plainclothes officers burst in without notice, police said, Johnston fired at them, and they fired back.
Assistant U.S. Attorney Yonette Sam-Buchanan said Thursday that although the officers found no drugs in Johnston's home, Smith planted three bags of marijuana in the home as part of a cover story.
But let's ignore the fact that a bunch of unidentified men broke into her house, and Ms. Johnston was only protecting her home. (Shouldn't the NRA be all over this story?) She was 92 years old! Let her get baked once in a while. At her age, she's earned it.
But that isn't the punchline. This is.
The case raised serious questions about no-knock warrants...Well, duh! But it gets better.
...and whether the officers followed proper procedures.Yup. That's would be the question, all right...